Donkey asked Laolv

 1. Donkey asked Laolv: why we eat every day, hay, and dairy concentrated feed Dun Dun? Laolv sighed: we menfolk than not, we are relying on food to run errands, people rely on breast for dinner!

2. duck and crab racing, with the finish line, a close call, the referee said: you come to a rock paper scissors it! Duck furious: Damn, I calculated? I a is the cloth, he always scissors.

3. a household chickens tomorrow night, feed the chickens, said: eat fast, this is your last meal! Chicken has become increasingly lay down the second and left a suicide note: God is eat rats drug, you also do not want to eat Lord, Lord he is not mess with M!

4. tiring alive! Get on the train line, unrequited love really suffer, eat no scent, easy drinking drunk, especially to work tired, will not robbery, money was paying taxes, and even send a message to the piglets have to charge!

5. centipede was bitten by a snake, for the proliferation of anti-virus solution to be amputated! Centipede thought: Thanks to the legs even more! ! Doctor comfort: brothers, would like to open point, after you is a worm. Cat for the life force, Tuberose hair salon opened in the fox POP Counter. Day, rats came to the salon name to pack the night, cats are unwilling to do. Mouse was furious and said: I first started courting, chasing a very tough battle, and now delivered to his home, but also prudish.

6. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!

7. Someone ride, heard a passer in the howling: go, go, go ... ... I thought, damn I can sing: Austrian to Austria to ... oh ... voice hardly ever, fell into the ditch. Passers-by shouted: Mom! Tell you Gully ditch, you ride? ! Killed deserve it!

8. carp and turtles to the marriage license. The clerk asked the age of the turtle, the turtle said: 100. Unfortunately, the clerk said: I'm sorry, in accordance with the provisions of your family, you're too young, not allowed to marry.

9. spiders love ants, affection Shique rejected,UGG shoes, Spider shouted: The good guys are not alone! During the day to help butcher flesh at night to the hospital internship. One night there was a woman because of the emergency, to an operation, by the little light to push her into the operating room. Panic eclipsed the old woman to shout slogans: pigs, touched his beard, said: Empty House! turned to see the beast with a dead pig on the folder, shocked: desperate measure! suddenly see you, rejoicing: Yo ho, there is honey trap.

12. four mice brag: A: I take rat poison every day when sweets; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: I a few times a day, but not practical Avenue; D: The time is late, hold the cat home to slightly.

13. two dumplings, and drive away the guests returned to the bedroom after the groom, they discovered that the bed lay a meatball! groom was shocked, and hurriedly asked the bride? meatballs shy to say : hate, people undressed, you will not know 啦!

a group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck and hold The following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, also his mother backwards!

14. kids to steal a parrot raising a brothel home,UGG boots clearance, a door, the parrot would perhaps: Move it! saw his mother called: the boss for it! see his sister called: Miss has had! saw his father called: I cao or old customers!

15. a puppy you climb table, climbing to a chicken, and you furious and said: How do you dare to bird roast chicken, I'm what you, the results dog licking chicken ass, you passed out, dog Lock Road: demo see who is ruthless.

16. Mouse did not particularly depressed girlfriend, and finally agreed to marry him a bat, rats very happy. people laugh he did not look, Mouse: You know what, she was a stewardess at any rate. < br>
17. you go on the road, a bitch toward you from biting your feet a piece of meat, quickly swallow, you room to move about to kick it, the dog tears, said: you hit it , anyway, I already have your blood goes!

18. a woman marry ugly,Discount UGG boots, want to be trafficking. dream come true, but half sold. kidnappers to return her determined not to get off the kidnappers teeth of a stomping: Walking, not a car.

19. there is a farmer hoeing in the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out of the farmer face bubble feces, the farmer looked up cursed: Article go to wear pants do not know! Crow said: CAO! Ah shit you wear pants it!

20. Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, Dad, I'm not a penguin ah? climb a tree? Eagle Quick: Yes! Moderator: example! Eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed a tree ... then there is the owl ...

22 .. carpool Secretary and Chief of the elevator, the Secretary of the Division after the release of a fart Long said: You fart! Chief said: I did not put the chief of ... soon to be removed from office, the Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?

23 .. a blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses. A drunk man walked by, thinking he was sorry to throw him a hundred dollars. After walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man to distinguish the sun goes one hundred yuan a large copy of the genuine. Drunk over snatched the money back: the toilet, but in fact I was dumb. happened to bump into on the street flirting with ex-girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: do not find it too! ! lay there have been two of you to step ......

26. a gorilla through the woods, accidentally taken to a gibbon droppings, clean kind of differentiate between apes the apes, and have a Soon they fall in love, someone asked how did you come together? gorilla replied: 'is the ape feces (fate).!'

27. There is a penguin, his family home and far away from the polar bear ,UGG boots, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, stay at home, especially bored penguins, polar bears ready to go play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door , which has gone for 10 years, but still have to lock the door, ah, then go home to penguins and locked the door. lock the door after the Penguins once again starting to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years into their house polar bears penguins to knock on the door ... ... and then said: bread, ah? . . . . ! fell into the sea to find the horse, the result fell into the river. Later, he became Continuous run over by a car several units, making him appear a good few black stripes. a result, it becomes The results were transformed into ... and then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke, said: >
30. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing. The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to Radical! this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah.

31. a hunter with his dogs to hunt in the woods a slip of the day are not prey. dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods, Ma suddenly said: 'You do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah! hunters heard the shocked immediately roll down from a horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran panting under a tree during a lesson, the dog patted his chest and said to him: 'scared me, actually talking horse! so hunters are scared to death on the spot .

32. Once a man fishing, caught a squid only. squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast. That man said: Yes, I ask you to consider a few questions. squid very happy said: You test it you test it! Then this man put the squid to bake ..

33. an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it becomes boiled eggs ; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; have eggs went to a Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the road careful not to fall, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, turned into a villain; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife outside and other egg adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg ... ...

34. a man starving in the desert, when he picked up the lamp. Magic Lamp: You can achieve a wish, soon the truth, I hurry. Sad! said to him: you come, you are right ...... I'm back on the table and then snail ...... ...... ...... after a while and see a turtle ants ...... said to him: Come on you ...... so ants will come up. ant came after the snail ...... ...... see the above said to him the sentence: Hello, what do you know that snails? snail said: You pay close attention to the point that the turtle so fast .......

36. a man one day meet God ......

God is good when suddenly going to give that person a wish ......

God asked ......

you have any desire to do .. ....

man thought the cat had heard ......

9 Mania ......

that you it gave me 9 Mania ......

God said ......

your desire to achieve slightly ......

One day, that person is free, bored ......

want to die a death anyway, forget ......

Well

9 Mania lying on the tracks ......

results a train in the past ......

man was dead ......
< br> Why is this?

train carriages because it has 10 ......

37. One day, funeral home sent three people, strange to say, they funeral home after the death of a smile are ^_^...... asked administrators wondered pol.ice: Why do they face even after death would be ^ _ ^ it? pol.ice said: This .... .. long story ......

you see on the left of the man ...... he slept with her when his wife ...... in the most passionate moment in the ...... ...... can not stand to hang the administrator replied: Well, is willing to spend the next dead ...... ...... ...... romantic mischief also < br>
that the middle one is how to die? pol.ice: Oh ...... the middle of a tragedy that he really ...... ah ...... he walked down the road. ..... when I heard his first prize in the prize money more than 700 million ...... .. ....... when he laughed happily been hit the oncoming car to .. Results ...... .... hang

...... administrator replied: Well ...... he really is not good fortune to enjoy the splendor of the rest of my life after ...... it does the rest of this one? pol.ice :...... this one die a little pathetic ...... when he climbed the tree is mine to hack the administrator said :...... It's a bit wrong, why would by lightning to the laughing ...... pol.ice said: that after he climbed the tree ..... Suddenly a flash of lightning ...... ...... someone he thought he was taking pictures ......

38. the words of thousands of years ago, both the male dog or bitch, they urinate when they were with squat. until the Tang Dynasty, things have shifted, Taizong we heard it! He raised a pair of old Pekinese, and once on the Mountain Emperor Heaven, brought to the sacrifice of half the , the bitch suddenly in urgent, so he ran to a tree to solve, in Heaven when it is very disrespectful behavior, so angered the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor ordered Thunder hit a mine, just playing in the trees, fallen tree , crushed to death bitch, male dog is very scared after seeing Since then, the male dog urinating under a tree when the time will extend one foot, forced withstand the tree so the tree fell down close to their

39. large forest one day, the foxes on marijuana, then a small rabbit came from a distance, saw all this, walked over and said: , how fresh the air ah, come and join me in running it. to see how the fresh air, with me running it. Well, look at how the fresh air, and I run with it ... ... We harm the body more than good! Lions, said: anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!

Answer: see his bike parked downstairs ... ....

41. One day, driving out the United States and her boyfriend ride, the car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off. small beautiful boyfriend said to her: . Come on! Little said: , the rabbit has not come back. A big, said: Discuss two major: mushrooms! into the widow of the .........