First, select the companies in the form of:
ordinary limited liability company, the minimum registered capital of 3 million, you need two (or more) shareholders, from January 2006 onwards the new Company Law to allow a Shareholders registered limited liability company, limited liability company this special called .
If you and your friends, family, venture partner, choose an ordinary Co., Ltd., the minimum registered capital of 3 million; if only you as a shareholder, then select a limited liability company, the minimum registered capital of 10 million .
Second, the registered company steps:
1. nuclear Name: Industrial and Commercial Bureau to obtain a Office Internet (Trade and Industry Bureau within the network) whether to retrieve the same name, if not the same name, you can use this name, you issued a This step of the fee is 30 yuan. (30 per 5 can help you retrieve the name, many names repeat, so the common name generally tried to do, so wasting the money)
2. Renters: a special office to rent an office, if you have your own plant or office can, and some local residents are not allowed in the building office. After signing a rental contract to rent and let the landlord a copy of real estate license. After signing a rental contract
good, but also to the Inland Revenue Department to buy the stamp duty, according to one thousandth of the rate of annual rent to buy, such as your rent is 1 million per year, then buy 10 dollars of stamp duty, paste In the rent contract home, followed by those who need a place to use the rent contract, stamp duty needs to be posted copies of the contract.
3. preparation of the The last charter signed by all shareholders.
4. inscribed signet: go to the street where carved engraving of a signet, engraved corporate signet told them (the square). Costs about 20 yuan.
5. to the accounting firm to receive the If you are unsure, you can read the newspaper classified ads, there are many accounting firms in the ad.
6. to open a company bank account verification: to bring their shares to all shareholders that portion of the money to the bank, bring the Articles of Association, Business Council on the nuclear Name notice, the legal representative of the personal seal, identity card for the verification of the money, sign a blank letter of inquiry form to the bank to open a company account, you tell the bank is open to verification households. Good company to open an account, each of the shareholders according to their contribution to the company account into the appropriate money.
bank payment slips will be issued to each shareholder and cover letter in consultation banks levy chapter.
Note: Companies Act, registered companies, investors (shareholders) must pay the full amount of the capital, can the form of credit money (that is RMB) investment, can also be in kind (such as cars), real estate, intellectual property and other funding. To the bank to do this part only monetary contribution, if you have real, and real estate as investment, accounting firms need to identify the value of the real value of its investment and then, more trouble, so I suggest you take the money directly invested, the company No matter what method you use means the money is there, whether you own, borrow, whether you, as long as money can be shown with paid-up capital.
7. capital verification report: the shareholders holding a demand note issued by the bank, the bank levy consultation after the letter sealed, and articles of association, nuclear Name notice, the rent contract, real estate license copy to the CPA The capital verification report. General costs 500 yuan (50 million or less registered capital).
8. registered company: Industrial and Commercial Bureau to take the company establishment and registration of various forms, including the establishment registration application form, the shareholders (promoters) List, Managing Director of Supervision cases, the legal representative of the registration form, the designated representative or delegate Agents Registration Form. Completed, together with the nucleus were notified, the company charter, rental contracts, real estate certificate, together with the capital verification report to the Trade and Industry Bureau. About 3 working days to obtain a license. This cost about 300 yuan.
9. With the business license to the Public Security Bureau designated the engraving community, to carved seals, financial chapter. Back steps, need to use the seal or financial chapter.
10. for Enterprise Code Certificate: With the business license to the Bureau of Technical Supervision for the organization code certificate, which costs 80 yuan. This card needs to do two weeks, and Technical Supervision will first send a pre-accepted code documents can be handled by the file back to the tax registration certificate, basic bank account opening formalities.
11. to open a basic bank account: With the business license, organization code certificate to open a basic bank account. It is best when the original capital verification that the bank to apply for the same network, otherwise, they will receive 100 yuan more than the capital verification account charges.
open a basic account needs to fill out many tables, you'd better bring along all the things to bring, or else run many times, including the original copy of the original business license, identity card, organization code certificate, public financial seal and legal chapter.
open a basic account, you also need to purchase a password device (from the second half of 2005, most banks have this requirement), the password requires 280. The future of your company checks, transfer money, will need to use a password to generate the password.
12. for tax registration: obtain a license, 30 days to apply for the local Inland Revenue tax registration certificate. Companies generally need to apply for two kinds of tax registration certificate, the National and Local. The cost is 40 yuan, 80 yuan.
handle tax registration certificate, there must be an accounting, because the information required by the Inland Revenue Department where there is an accounting qualification certificates and ID cards. You can call a part-time accounting, small companies started a part-time accountant general, please pay 200 yuan on it.
13. apply for purchase of invoices: If your company is the sale of goods, should be to apply to the tax invoice, if the service company, is to apply for land tax invoices.
finally open for business. Note to the tax returns on time each month tax Oh, do not pay taxes even if no business, but also a zero return, otherwise it will be fine.
There are two points you may be concerned about:
1. the company must establish a sound accounting system, you may worry that they will not, how do? Started up companies, small businesses, the accounting workload is very small, you can ask a part-time accountant, to your company each month to help you Jianzhang, two, three days is enough to give him 200 - wages to about 500.
2. Corporation tax:
Sales Tax: Sales of goods the company, the amount invoiced by the levy of 4% VAT; provider of services, according to the invoiced amount of 5% business tax.
income tax: levied on corporate net profit 18-33% of the corporate income tax. The profits of small companies, small, generally 18%. The enterprise income tax, do account is very important, if your profit on the books a lot, and that rate is high. Therefore, the usual purchase of equipment to be invoiced, you eat, the car seats are left up, can be used as the operating costs of your business.
the difference between two kinds of taxes: sales tax is a sales tax, whether you make no money, only in the event the transaction, the invoice, it is necessary taxation; income tax, profit tax is the profit that is reduced cost of sales remaining after all the money, only money, will levy income tax.
there are many other kinds of taxes, but did not have much money, mainly two kinds of the above, especially the income tax is very high.
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Thursday, May 26, 2011
How do technical success
Read an article long ago, and today they just see it out and share:
1. To plan for their own way, do not thinks is right.
according to their own ideals to organize their lives, what most people do not expect a fellow or professor, but to nourish the living some happy some, then you need to carefully arrange their own path, from the an industry-depth understanding of the industry to start gradually, do not change jobs frequently, especially not for little pay and move on, in the long run, this money did not matter, when you experience an industry so after a few years, the money simply not a problem, frequent unrest is not the best, finally you have not figured out which industries will always be a novice.
2. can do technology must not be addicted to technology.
study must not be obsessed with technology, causing a lot of pressure on myself, if all of your thoughts on it, then you will be doomed to a class of people Kung, whom enough is enough. Because technology is just one of you in the future pillars of the future, but not the largest pillar, unless you only willing to go to the old, or an engineer.
3. not only technical experts, we need to do quality expert.
to work in the enterprise, we often look down on someone, that he Think about the boss for so many years engaged in business as you do not experience the recruits? Others may be good management, good understanding of the boss's intentions, good-sectoral coordination, etc., so be sure to develop their various skills, including management, and affinity. Public relations capacity, comprehensive quality of the master of the promising technology is more important than the skills the ability, since ancient times, the furniture case.
4. more pay senior managers, you face is that these people all day. Understand their experience, thinking habits, hobbies, learning his pattern of dealing with the problem, understand the social phenomena and problems in all corners, this is the future development of the huge capital, without which the future will be clumsy, stumbling, not to pay the difficulties encountered only a small probability of success fees greatly reduced.
5. knowledge not only to professionals, but also must be wide.
see more books in other areas, financial. Finance and Accounting. Import and Export. Tax. Law, and so do some accumulated for future use will be greater later, many will pay less tuition.
6. seize the opportunity to the technical aspects of management or marketing changes.
not always want to have a future to engage in development, the appropriate time to change the future for management or sales will be greater, before tech and no white-out, also used in the future, engage in management can develop their own leadership, engage in selling the concept to develop their own market and thinking, as well as their accumulation of vast wealth, future development should be said that this is the true backbone of the future.
7. gradually overcome their psychological weaknesses and character flaws.
suspicious. sensitive. hesitant. timid. worry, the character of these projects is a common vulnerability to change. Is it hard? Think only of course, the bed can not change the bed, spread a month go and keep friends, Guarantee effective. Go to practice, and not just, not to overcome these shortcomings, everything can not be achieved even when the project manager is not good, though your technology is not bad.
8. work at the same time prepare for the future, to build their own working environment.
as soon as possible a working environment for their preparation, assembling computers, simulators, programming, etc., leisure time activities can be contacts, on one hand access to the market, cultivate the market feel, but also the accumulation of capital, more importantly, to prepare their own products, we engage in technology do not have money just technology, technology, education and certificate on behalf of but not the products out decent products, they can technology transfer or cooperation with others doing business in, first things ready and waiting for opportunities, or they the opportunity to seize.
9. to learn to be good at marketing themselves.
not only dry but also able to speak and write, good use of every opportunity to market themselves and establish their own brand image, to create the conditions for people to understand themselves, otherwise the boss how do you know you can do, how outside investors believe that you sell yourself as soon as possible, opportunities will naturally come to you, put forward a personal home page is a good idea, especially to develop their own reputation in the industry, with opportunities for self-paying to mention fame, more importantly, by the opportunities for cooperation.
10. that can act.
never 100% certainty, the conditions necessary to boldly shop and go almost to break his own business, do not hesitate, do not hesitant, did not necessarily succeed, but at least for the next operation accumulated experience , and quit always good for nothing, but must go through to dry into a failure, not how experiencing rain rainbow, no one can casually into
1. To plan for their own way, do not thinks is right.
according to their own ideals to organize their lives, what most people do not expect a fellow or professor, but to nourish the living some happy some, then you need to carefully arrange their own path, from the an industry-depth understanding of the industry to start gradually, do not change jobs frequently, especially not for little pay and move on, in the long run, this money did not matter, when you experience an industry so after a few years, the money simply not a problem, frequent unrest is not the best, finally you have not figured out which industries will always be a novice.
2. can do technology must not be addicted to technology.
study must not be obsessed with technology, causing a lot of pressure on myself, if all of your thoughts on it, then you will be doomed to a class of people Kung, whom enough is enough. Because technology is just one of you in the future pillars of the future, but not the largest pillar, unless you only willing to go to the old, or an engineer.
3. not only technical experts, we need to do quality expert.
to work in the enterprise, we often look down on someone, that he Think about the boss for so many years engaged in business as you do not experience the recruits? Others may be good management, good understanding of the boss's intentions, good-sectoral coordination, etc., so be sure to develop their various skills, including management, and affinity. Public relations capacity, comprehensive quality of the master of the promising technology is more important than the skills the ability, since ancient times, the furniture case.
4. more pay senior managers, you face is that these people all day. Understand their experience, thinking habits, hobbies, learning his pattern of dealing with the problem, understand the social phenomena and problems in all corners, this is the future development of the huge capital, without which the future will be clumsy, stumbling, not to pay the difficulties encountered only a small probability of success fees greatly reduced.
5. knowledge not only to professionals, but also must be wide.
see more books in other areas, financial. Finance and Accounting. Import and Export. Tax. Law, and so do some accumulated for future use will be greater later, many will pay less tuition.
6. seize the opportunity to the technical aspects of management or marketing changes.
not always want to have a future to engage in development, the appropriate time to change the future for management or sales will be greater, before tech and no white-out, also used in the future, engage in management can develop their own leadership, engage in selling the concept to develop their own market and thinking, as well as their accumulation of vast wealth, future development should be said that this is the true backbone of the future.
7. gradually overcome their psychological weaknesses and character flaws.
suspicious. sensitive. hesitant. timid. worry, the character of these projects is a common vulnerability to change. Is it hard? Think only of course, the bed can not change the bed, spread a month go and keep friends, Guarantee effective. Go to practice, and not just, not to overcome these shortcomings, everything can not be achieved even when the project manager is not good, though your technology is not bad.
8. work at the same time prepare for the future, to build their own working environment.
as soon as possible a working environment for their preparation, assembling computers, simulators, programming, etc., leisure time activities can be contacts, on one hand access to the market, cultivate the market feel, but also the accumulation of capital, more importantly, to prepare their own products, we engage in technology do not have money just technology, technology, education and certificate on behalf of but not the products out decent products, they can technology transfer or cooperation with others doing business in, first things ready and waiting for opportunities, or they the opportunity to seize.
9. to learn to be good at marketing themselves.
not only dry but also able to speak and write, good use of every opportunity to market themselves and establish their own brand image, to create the conditions for people to understand themselves, otherwise the boss how do you know you can do, how outside investors believe that you sell yourself as soon as possible, opportunities will naturally come to you, put forward a personal home page is a good idea, especially to develop their own reputation in the industry, with opportunities for self-paying to mention fame, more importantly, by the opportunities for cooperation.
10. that can act.
never 100% certainty, the conditions necessary to boldly shop and go almost to break his own business, do not hesitate, do not hesitant, did not necessarily succeed, but at least for the next operation accumulated experience , and quit always good for nothing, but must go through to dry into a failure, not how experiencing rain rainbow, no one can casually into
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Quick calculation ; ; ; ; can teach children
ten by ten:
formulas: the head by head, tail plus tail, tail by tail.
Example: 12 × 14 =?
solution: 1 × 1 = 1
2 +4 = 6
2 × 4 = 8
12 × 14 = 168
Note: a bit multiply, not use the 0 digit placeholder.
2. head the same, complementary tail (tail add up to 10):
formulas: a first add 1 to the head by head, tail by tail.
Example: 23 × 27 =?
Solution: 2 +1 = 3
2 × 3 = 6
3 × 7 = 21
23 × 27 = 621
Note: a bit multiply, not use the 0 digit placeholder.
3. complementary first multiplier, the same as the other multiplier:
formulas: a first add 1 to the head by head, tail by tail.
Example: 37 × 44 =?
solution: 3 +1 = 4
4 × 4 = 16
7 × 4 = 28
; 37 × 44 = 1628
Note: a bit multiply, not use the 0 digit placeholder.
4. dozens of dozens of one by one:
formulas: head by head, head plus head, tail by tail.
Example: 21 × 41 =?
solutions: 2 × 4 = 8
2 +4 = 6
1 × 1 = 1
; 21 × 41 = 861
5.11 by any number:
formulas: sum of fixed fate, and the middle of the drop-down.
Example: 11 × 23125 =?
Solution: 2 +3 = 5
3 +1 = 4
1 +2 = 3
; 2 +5 = 7
2 and 5, respectively, in the sum of
11 × 23125 = 254375
Note: and over ten to get into one.
6. dozen by any number:
formulas: Second Take is not the first fate of several trends, the first digit multiplied by the factor behind the second factor of each number, plus the next digit, again missing.
Example: 13 × 326 =?
solution: 13 bits is 3
3 × 3 +2 = 11
3 × 2 +6 = 12
; 3 × 6 = 18
13 × 326 = 4238
Note: and over ten to get into one.
formulas: the head by head, tail plus tail, tail by tail.
Example: 12 × 14 =?
solution: 1 × 1 = 1
2 +4 = 6
2 × 4 = 8
12 × 14 = 168
Note: a bit multiply, not use the 0 digit placeholder.
2. head the same, complementary tail (tail add up to 10):
formulas: a first add 1 to the head by head, tail by tail.
Example: 23 × 27 =?
Solution: 2 +1 = 3
2 × 3 = 6
3 × 7 = 21
23 × 27 = 621
Note: a bit multiply, not use the 0 digit placeholder.
3. complementary first multiplier, the same as the other multiplier:
formulas: a first add 1 to the head by head, tail by tail.
Example: 37 × 44 =?
solution: 3 +1 = 4
4 × 4 = 16
7 × 4 = 28
; 37 × 44 = 1628
Note: a bit multiply, not use the 0 digit placeholder.
4. dozens of dozens of one by one:
formulas: head by head, head plus head, tail by tail.
Example: 21 × 41 =?
solutions: 2 × 4 = 8
2 +4 = 6
1 × 1 = 1
; 21 × 41 = 861
5.11 by any number:
formulas: sum of fixed fate, and the middle of the drop-down.
Example: 11 × 23125 =?
Solution: 2 +3 = 5
3 +1 = 4
1 +2 = 3
; 2 +5 = 7
2 and 5, respectively, in the sum of
11 × 23125 = 254375
Note: and over ten to get into one.
6. dozen by any number:
formulas: Second Take is not the first fate of several trends, the first digit multiplied by the factor behind the second factor of each number, plus the next digit, again missing.
Example: 13 × 326 =?
solution: 13 bits is 3
3 × 3 +2 = 11
3 × 2 +6 = 12
; 3 × 6 = 18
13 × 326 = 4238
Note: and over ten to get into one.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Academy of Social Sciences 10 years after the bachelor has 20 million poor males
imbalance between men and women over 20 years -
our country except Tibet, other provinces are present the problem of high sex ratio at birth
rural China, especially in remote areas, older unmarried young men frequent; in rural primary schools and kindergartens, significantly higher proportion of boys; in Yangtze River Delta, Pearl River Delta, South Fujian and other manufacturing and service accumulation area ,18-25-year-old a serious shortage of young women, in the past
Academy of Social Sciences published in 2010, According to calculation, there will be tens of millions of school-age male face
However, in our country, the birth sex ratio imbalance has become a major
sex ratio at birth sex ratio is also called the baby, under normal circumstances, every 100 girls born, corresponding to 103-107 boys born. Mortality rate than girls because boys, to the marriage and childbearing age, the number of men and women tend to equality. Therefore, the United Nations set the normal 103-107.
80 years from the last century began, China's high sex ratio at birth. The third national census in 1982, when the sex ratio at birth was 108.47; 1990 when as high as 120.49, exceeding the warning level of 13 percent, that is, relative to women, men, 13% surplus.
the high sex ratio. In 2005, with the exception of Tibet, other provinces have high sex ratio at birth, of which there are three provinces more than 130.
in the recently held National Comprehensive Care for Girls High Sex Ratio at Birth in the work of the meeting, Li Bin, director the National Population and Family Planning Commission said that according to national statistical bulletin, sex ratio at birth in China in 2009 was 119.45, compared to 2008 down 1.11 percentage points, the first decline in recent years appeared. However, the overall sex ratio remains high. the problem of additional bachelor
more -
marriage squeeze the pain is not only to generate large numbers of man between the ages of 25-39 years of age couples, increasing the age gap than 10 years ago, in which more than 5 years age difference is not less than 10%. situation of marriage registration department of civil affairs, marriage age gap between men and women has become a trend.
age population, more men than women 23770000. The next 20 years, the average age for marriage each year into male, female and more than 120 million people. Shortage of marriageable age of women, men, women will mate to the lower age, squeeze to a certain extent, it is necessary to the other regional development, the city in the country to find brother sister, wealthy men looking for areas less developed areas of women, the remaining men,
Tian Xueyuan noted with concern that the family is the foundation of society, even the families do not have, let alone a harmonious society. When the marriage married men can not surge, it will endanger the stability of marriage and family, greatly increasing the mercenary marriage, abduction of women ,**** such as criminal acts. Zhejiang Public Security Bureau statistics, the province's foreign wife of nearly 20 million, 3.6 million people trafficked women, who came from Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan, Hubei and other less developed regions.
border between Guangxi and Vietnam in the remote mountainous areas, the majority of men are poor, no culture, is difficult to find wives locally, many lives are single. Since 1992, some Vietnamese women access to these areas through illegal intermediaries, with the local older men Over the years, although the relevant government departments to strengthen management, illegal marriages despite repeated prohibitions.
countries may have a considerable effect, but for a country with a population of 1.3 billion, the first
gender imbalance will create employment Squeeze. A frequently between the Guangzhou, Hangzhou, Shanghai, clothing boss said that a number of garment factories at present has reached 4:6 ratio of men and women workers, many textile mills because of being unable to recruit workers and business. New analysis of the original male labor surplus labor force will increase competition in the market, increasing the difficulty of female employment; certain industries and occupations, women may be a shortage of alternatives to the phenomenon of men; some male jobs because of labor surplus, causing male fierce fighting for.
new emphasis on original, long-term imbalance of sex ratio at birth intertwined with the aging of the population, will exacerbate the irrationality of the population structure, population, ecological safety threat to the future of the social class structure, consumption structure, organizational structure, and so will be more dominated by men, and its far-reaching harm, no less than the middle of last century the population explosion.
B over a direct concept has been for thousands of years, why do nearly 30 years to appear a serious imbalance in sex ratio?
rate of descent, the prevalence of Sex Ratio at Birth - because then B-device began to spread. Many people, after 4 months of pregnancy, fetal sex by identification of B-, male fetuses retained abortion of female fetuses.
highlights the sex ratio imbalances in the rural areas. Over the past 20 years, consider the differences between urban and rural areas, the state's family planning policy in rural areas, in fact, sons basis of the provisions: the first viviparous boys no longer have a second child; head viviparous girls can have a child.
Births in 2005, the first child's birth sex ratio was 108.41, while high, but the extent was not serious; second child suddenly rose to 143.22; the third child and above child sex ratio at birth times higher, reaching a 152.88.
According to reports, in Jiangxi, Hubei, Anhui border, engaged in illegal activities identified by the hidden sex into semi-public, by the for 12 weeks or so, into organized by local small-scale cross-regional large-scale operations. Some migrant workers gathered in the
the
first front shop. Gynecological clinics open in the street looking to do business as well as pharmacies, residential buildings behind the house to do B-, appraisal fee of 200 yuan. If a girl does not want to, about the hospital's doctors to surgery.
second is to introduce the sex of the fetus to the hospital for identification. Government departments in order to avoid combat, to avoid the tens of million of B-machines were confiscated, some clinics use an intermediary relationship with the customer to the large hospitals, such as the name check fetal position under the cover from the know the truth, and if abortion clinic back surgery.
son preference is the curse -
boy preference on fertility view, the problem is the Descent, At present the main difficulties of rural old-age security is economic, daughter big to get married, but living in the side of the son (daughter) to provide support for the elderly.
However, a study of Taihu County, Anhui Province, Susong County, Buried Hill County and other less developed areas of the survey population in recent years, the economic contribution, better than sons and daughters strong. In these areas the basic work outside the home
young people, male average annual income of 8,500 yuan, 2,000 yuan to the family; female average annual income of 6,300 yuan, 4,000 yuan to the family. To talk of marriage, when young women earn their own dowry is basically young men's parents need to invest 30 000 -4 million. Therefore, preference for boys can not be simply attributed to economic problems.
In fact, in China's coastal areas and other rich, developed economy and an increasingly comprehensive social security system did not effectively curb the rising trend of sex ratio at birth.
The rapid increase in household wealth, Some family ancestral serious, boy means family incense constantly, which means strong family influence. With his son from the family of women can be
People's University professor of social and demographic Yang Juhua that brought gender differences in gender inequality factor is an important reason that people prefer one of the boy. At present, women's rate of growth in addition to the basic level of education to catch up with men, the other indicators are visible behind the men: in the economic life, although the broad participation of women in social work, professional prestige and income is not high. Admissions recruitment, the conditions of the same case, homes tend to take men and women; in political life, the proportion of women in politics and the international community significantly lower than men on average political participation of women in state organs, party and mass organizations, enterprises and unit is responsible for people, women accounted for only 1 / 5. Sex Ratio
intervention to be powerful -
is imperative that transgressions against technology, the fundamental strategy is to promote gender equality, improve the social status of women
sex ratio imbalance is a long-term community to bear the excluded before the outbreak of crisis in a disaster situation is a hundred years. National Population and Family Planning Office Luomai said sex governance, governance imbalance in sex ratio at birth should be both samples taken comprehensive measures.
Sex Ratio at Birth in essence, the issue of development rights of women. As deep-rooted traditional values, and policy factors, some of the current between the sexes, dominant and recessive widespread unfair access to resources, weak position of women is still obvious. Therefore, to promote gender justice, balanced development, improve the social status of women is the
According to reports, since 1990, the National Population and Family Planning Commission launched a nationwide two-girl family to give old-age security, so that people feel that a girl does not suffer. In recent years, the implementation of rural old-age security system, improve the capacity of families and Social Security, from the physical protection of and attitudes to promote the transformation of patriarchal ideology. In 2009, the country's 14 key provinces (regions) show a downward trend in sex ratio at birth.
Zhai Zhenwu that the priority is to attack technical transgressions, remediation, Wu Haiting
Beijing law firm, said although China's current laws prohibited the For example, there is no qualified person engaged in the practice of did not clearly criminal.
South Korea also experienced high sex ratio and phase, for which Korea legislative provisions, for the use of B-Identification of fetal sex and sex-selective abortion of the medical staff, one a fine of 30 million won, equivalent to 20 million yuan ; second doctor's license revoked, he may not practice; third of criminal responsibility, the circumstances are serious, at 3 years in prison. Wu Haiting that China can learn from these practices.
our country except Tibet, other provinces are present the problem of high sex ratio at birth
rural China, especially in remote areas, older unmarried young men frequent; in rural primary schools and kindergartens, significantly higher proportion of boys; in Yangtze River Delta, Pearl River Delta, South Fujian and other manufacturing and service accumulation area ,18-25-year-old a serious shortage of young women, in the past
Academy of Social Sciences published in 2010, According to calculation, there will be tens of millions of school-age male face
However, in our country, the birth sex ratio imbalance has become a major
sex ratio at birth sex ratio is also called the baby, under normal circumstances, every 100 girls born, corresponding to 103-107 boys born. Mortality rate than girls because boys, to the marriage and childbearing age, the number of men and women tend to equality. Therefore, the United Nations set the normal 103-107.
80 years from the last century began, China's high sex ratio at birth. The third national census in 1982, when the sex ratio at birth was 108.47; 1990 when as high as 120.49, exceeding the warning level of 13 percent, that is, relative to women, men, 13% surplus.
the high sex ratio. In 2005, with the exception of Tibet, other provinces have high sex ratio at birth, of which there are three provinces more than 130.
in the recently held National Comprehensive Care for Girls High Sex Ratio at Birth in the work of the meeting, Li Bin, director the National Population and Family Planning Commission said that according to national statistical bulletin, sex ratio at birth in China in 2009 was 119.45, compared to 2008 down 1.11 percentage points, the first decline in recent years appeared. However, the overall sex ratio remains high. the problem of additional bachelor
more -
marriage squeeze the pain is not only to generate large numbers of man between the ages of 25-39 years of age couples, increasing the age gap than 10 years ago, in which more than 5 years age difference is not less than 10%. situation of marriage registration department of civil affairs, marriage age gap between men and women has become a trend.
age population, more men than women 23770000. The next 20 years, the average age for marriage each year into male, female and more than 120 million people. Shortage of marriageable age of women, men, women will mate to the lower age, squeeze to a certain extent, it is necessary to the other regional development, the city in the country to find brother sister, wealthy men looking for areas less developed areas of women, the remaining men,
Tian Xueyuan noted with concern that the family is the foundation of society, even the families do not have, let alone a harmonious society. When the marriage married men can not surge, it will endanger the stability of marriage and family, greatly increasing the mercenary marriage, abduction of women ,**** such as criminal acts. Zhejiang Public Security Bureau statistics, the province's foreign wife of nearly 20 million, 3.6 million people trafficked women, who came from Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan, Hubei and other less developed regions.
border between Guangxi and Vietnam in the remote mountainous areas, the majority of men are poor, no culture, is difficult to find wives locally, many lives are single. Since 1992, some Vietnamese women access to these areas through illegal intermediaries, with the local older men Over the years, although the relevant government departments to strengthen management, illegal marriages despite repeated prohibitions.
countries may have a considerable effect, but for a country with a population of 1.3 billion, the first
gender imbalance will create employment Squeeze. A frequently between the Guangzhou, Hangzhou, Shanghai, clothing boss said that a number of garment factories at present has reached 4:6 ratio of men and women workers, many textile mills because of being unable to recruit workers and business. New analysis of the original male labor surplus labor force will increase competition in the market, increasing the difficulty of female employment; certain industries and occupations, women may be a shortage of alternatives to the phenomenon of men; some male jobs because of labor surplus, causing male fierce fighting for.
new emphasis on original, long-term imbalance of sex ratio at birth intertwined with the aging of the population, will exacerbate the irrationality of the population structure, population, ecological safety threat to the future of the social class structure, consumption structure, organizational structure, and so will be more dominated by men, and its far-reaching harm, no less than the middle of last century the population explosion.
B over a direct concept has been for thousands of years, why do nearly 30 years to appear a serious imbalance in sex ratio?
rate of descent, the prevalence of Sex Ratio at Birth - because then B-device began to spread. Many people, after 4 months of pregnancy, fetal sex by identification of B-, male fetuses retained abortion of female fetuses.
highlights the sex ratio imbalances in the rural areas. Over the past 20 years, consider the differences between urban and rural areas, the state's family planning policy in rural areas, in fact, sons basis of the provisions: the first viviparous boys no longer have a second child; head viviparous girls can have a child.
Births in 2005, the first child's birth sex ratio was 108.41, while high, but the extent was not serious; second child suddenly rose to 143.22; the third child and above child sex ratio at birth times higher, reaching a 152.88.
According to reports, in Jiangxi, Hubei, Anhui border, engaged in illegal activities identified by the hidden sex into semi-public, by the for 12 weeks or so, into organized by local small-scale cross-regional large-scale operations. Some migrant workers gathered in the
the
first front shop. Gynecological clinics open in the street looking to do business as well as pharmacies, residential buildings behind the house to do B-, appraisal fee of 200 yuan. If a girl does not want to, about the hospital's doctors to surgery.
second is to introduce the sex of the fetus to the hospital for identification. Government departments in order to avoid combat, to avoid the tens of million of B-machines were confiscated, some clinics use an intermediary relationship with the customer to the large hospitals, such as the name check fetal position under the cover from the know the truth, and if abortion clinic back surgery.
son preference is the curse -
boy preference on fertility view, the problem is the Descent, At present the main difficulties of rural old-age security is economic, daughter big to get married, but living in the side of the son (daughter) to provide support for the elderly.
However, a study of Taihu County, Anhui Province, Susong County, Buried Hill County and other less developed areas of the survey population in recent years, the economic contribution, better than sons and daughters strong. In these areas the basic work outside the home
young people, male average annual income of 8,500 yuan, 2,000 yuan to the family; female average annual income of 6,300 yuan, 4,000 yuan to the family. To talk of marriage, when young women earn their own dowry is basically young men's parents need to invest 30 000 -4 million. Therefore, preference for boys can not be simply attributed to economic problems.
In fact, in China's coastal areas and other rich, developed economy and an increasingly comprehensive social security system did not effectively curb the rising trend of sex ratio at birth.
The rapid increase in household wealth, Some family ancestral serious, boy means family incense constantly, which means strong family influence. With his son from the family of women can be
People's University professor of social and demographic Yang Juhua that brought gender differences in gender inequality factor is an important reason that people prefer one of the boy. At present, women's rate of growth in addition to the basic level of education to catch up with men, the other indicators are visible behind the men: in the economic life, although the broad participation of women in social work, professional prestige and income is not high. Admissions recruitment, the conditions of the same case, homes tend to take men and women; in political life, the proportion of women in politics and the international community significantly lower than men on average political participation of women in state organs, party and mass organizations, enterprises and unit is responsible for people, women accounted for only 1 / 5. Sex Ratio
intervention to be powerful -
is imperative that transgressions against technology, the fundamental strategy is to promote gender equality, improve the social status of women
sex ratio imbalance is a long-term community to bear the excluded before the outbreak of crisis in a disaster situation is a hundred years. National Population and Family Planning Office Luomai said sex governance, governance imbalance in sex ratio at birth should be both samples taken comprehensive measures.
Sex Ratio at Birth in essence, the issue of development rights of women. As deep-rooted traditional values, and policy factors, some of the current between the sexes, dominant and recessive widespread unfair access to resources, weak position of women is still obvious. Therefore, to promote gender justice, balanced development, improve the social status of women is the
According to reports, since 1990, the National Population and Family Planning Commission launched a nationwide two-girl family to give old-age security, so that people feel that a girl does not suffer. In recent years, the implementation of rural old-age security system, improve the capacity of families and Social Security, from the physical protection of and attitudes to promote the transformation of patriarchal ideology. In 2009, the country's 14 key provinces (regions) show a downward trend in sex ratio at birth.
Zhai Zhenwu that the priority is to attack technical transgressions, remediation, Wu Haiting
Beijing law firm, said although China's current laws prohibited the For example, there is no qualified person engaged in the practice of did not clearly criminal.
South Korea also experienced high sex ratio and phase, for which Korea legislative provisions, for the use of B-Identification of fetal sex and sex-selective abortion of the medical staff, one a fine of 30 million won, equivalent to 20 million yuan ; second doctor's license revoked, he may not practice; third of criminal responsibility, the circumstances are serious, at 3 years in prison. Wu Haiting that China can learn from these practices.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Love in the night before the situation between his legs ( do not know which woman to write, too hard , too TMD Classics )
God created the virgin, the man created a woman!
men can not wear the wedding dress as a woman, please do not release her underwear!
the world is not the Great Wall, whenever a man to give up a woman, a woman put a brick on the ground, a long time got the Great Wall!
paid a woman to love sex, men pay for sex with love!
still without a man around the Earth or turn! Sorry can not each sentence in exchange for
does not matter!
Life is like a drama, what drama, what role play!
less talk about feelings with my keyboard refused to knock out 1 hour 2 yuan feelings!
women are not ruthless in front of men stand still!
standing on the corner of their own, pretending he is passing!
2009 between what love is its debut? Rich family dependents!
Do people do cruel, unfeeling things Mo line!
; all he drowned, pyrene wing; have him killed!
****, women have only so that men orgasm!
men do not put a woman on your tolerance, your sense of shame as the capital!
another beautiful woman, but also a landscape of men; another handsome man, is nothing but a tool for women to show off!
attitude was just doing things!
love singing obscene songs were so many people!
woman's tears, a man's sin!
not passionate kiss, but where the bed of the roll, there is no friction there would be no physical spark of love!
not crazy kissing, how the bed roll, you have reason, and I packed, I have the ability to hurt you!
love the world, not who I am sorry, only who know how to cherish!
the fault of the now popular 1 person 2 people to bear, a single is stylish, well-being do not mien!
man's words can deceive a woman one night, while the woman's life sentence but can fool man!
I not mature enough, or you're too young!
see a woman face to the happy men and women who will know the pain of my heart!
less seduce me. At this point too tired, has been exhausted, proud woman!
the Chopin B and then cattle, nor the psychological tragedy of a woman!
go its own way, do you want to do, so cats, called Go!
beast easy to V, the people hard to drop; gully easy to fill in, full of people is difficult!
would rather believe that there was something fishy mouth can not believe a man goes broke, would rather watch a dog fight can not believe the words of a man!
TMD
, long to have P with handsome, street card can face?
is good people leave, I am no exception ...
leaves leave the pursuit of the wind, or not to retain the tree! ! !
front is a dead end, I hope in the corner!
their own destiny in their own hands!
do not care about the length of life, but to live brilliant, eat light and healthy!
reality is too fake, or they are too silly! Many people do not need
bye, because it is only passing through it, forgetting that we give each other the best mark!
forget about the past, do not ask in the future, cherish this beautiful moment!
kind of self-defense, called I do not care, you and me who else!
have loved it because the enemy can not do, because it can not be friends have hurt! Then do the most familiar stranger now!
In this scene there, you are the director, I was just a temporary cast it!
not afraid of people look down, afraid they do not live up to expectations!
to the motherland next generation, we must fall in love! Why is water loaded
pure ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ satyr why are loaded sheep?
kid, please bring your noble small b face, roll!
turning back!
himself, after all, is not
world is dirty, how sad?!
brothel full house because the people alone!
find I like the umbrella, I would prefer the rain!
Wanyan every time a toy and you should just throw my toys!
debauchery, according to wear men are polygamous, in love for the drama, fear passionate woman!
water due to blocked and out loud, people were frustrated and mature!
people smile at you, purely polite!
that the sky will rain tears, bitter coffee that life to get used to, I said simply suffer alive!
2009 hiding in the corner to see the hypocrisy of the city!
half-truths, false true, true there were false, false in truth, in the end is true, no one can not tell!
can be provided if a man's heart, the other woman, the woman can lie down on the bed to any man!
my site I call the shots, anything is possible!
smile rather than tears, not to cherish!
thousand years the demon fox, is a man to a woman stab wound injury is always a woman!
who is in a shadow, who is in the circle of life, past life of the dust, present in the wind, soul and spirit of endless grief!
One cut for lonely, only the beginning of man's heart
ambiguous ㄋ ... ... a little like the weather forecast is allowed ... ...
disposes, man proposes, actions speak louder!!
men can not wear the wedding dress as a woman, please do not release her underwear!
the world is not the Great Wall, whenever a man to give up a woman, a woman put a brick on the ground, a long time got the Great Wall!
paid a woman to love sex, men pay for sex with love!
still without a man around the Earth or turn! Sorry can not each sentence in exchange for
does not matter!
Life is like a drama, what drama, what role play!
less talk about feelings with my keyboard refused to knock out 1 hour 2 yuan feelings!
women are not ruthless in front of men stand still!
standing on the corner of their own, pretending he is passing!
2009 between what love is its debut? Rich family dependents!
Do people do cruel, unfeeling things Mo line!
; all he drowned, pyrene wing; have him killed!
****, women have only so that men orgasm!
men do not put a woman on your tolerance, your sense of shame as the capital!
another beautiful woman, but also a landscape of men; another handsome man, is nothing but a tool for women to show off!
attitude was just doing things!
love singing obscene songs were so many people!
woman's tears, a man's sin!
not passionate kiss, but where the bed of the roll, there is no friction there would be no physical spark of love!
not crazy kissing, how the bed roll, you have reason, and I packed, I have the ability to hurt you!
love the world, not who I am sorry, only who know how to cherish!
the fault of the now popular 1 person 2 people to bear, a single is stylish, well-being do not mien!
man's words can deceive a woman one night, while the woman's life sentence but can fool man!
I not mature enough, or you're too young!
see a woman face to the happy men and women who will know the pain of my heart!
less seduce me. At this point too tired, has been exhausted, proud woman!
the Chopin B and then cattle, nor the psychological tragedy of a woman!
go its own way, do you want to do, so cats, called Go!
beast easy to V, the people hard to drop; gully easy to fill in, full of people is difficult!
would rather believe that there was something fishy mouth can not believe a man goes broke, would rather watch a dog fight can not believe the words of a man!
TMD
, long to have P with handsome, street card can face?
is good people leave, I am no exception ...
leaves leave the pursuit of the wind, or not to retain the tree! ! !
front is a dead end, I hope in the corner!
their own destiny in their own hands!
do not care about the length of life, but to live brilliant, eat light and healthy!
reality is too fake, or they are too silly! Many people do not need
bye, because it is only passing through it, forgetting that we give each other the best mark!
forget about the past, do not ask in the future, cherish this beautiful moment!
kind of self-defense, called I do not care, you and me who else!
have loved it because the enemy can not do, because it can not be friends have hurt! Then do the most familiar stranger now!
In this scene there, you are the director, I was just a temporary cast it!
not afraid of people look down, afraid they do not live up to expectations!
to the motherland next generation, we must fall in love! Why is water loaded
pure ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ satyr why are loaded sheep?
kid, please bring your noble small b face, roll!
turning back!
himself, after all, is not
world is dirty, how sad?!
brothel full house because the people alone!
find I like the umbrella, I would prefer the rain!
Wanyan every time a toy and you should just throw my toys!
debauchery, according to wear men are polygamous, in love for the drama, fear passionate woman!
water due to blocked and out loud, people were frustrated and mature!
people smile at you, purely polite!
that the sky will rain tears, bitter coffee that life to get used to, I said simply suffer alive!
2009 hiding in the corner to see the hypocrisy of the city!
half-truths, false true, true there were false, false in truth, in the end is true, no one can not tell!
can be provided if a man's heart, the other woman, the woman can lie down on the bed to any man!
my site I call the shots, anything is possible!
smile rather than tears, not to cherish!
thousand years the demon fox, is a man to a woman stab wound injury is always a woman!
who is in a shadow, who is in the circle of life, past life of the dust, present in the wind, soul and spirit of endless grief!
One cut for lonely, only the beginning of man's heart
ambiguous ㄋ ... ... a little like the weather forecast is allowed ... ...
disposes, man proposes, actions speak louder!!
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Married to the military , married to the ear
, how to hold the girl's heart does. your work.
ear in daily life of ordinary people love coming from the servant to Moldova, and can love only the help of the military Flanagan long telephone lines, radio waves through the thousands of miles to the barrier, the miss to thousands of miles away.
think carefully, but also contains the number of edges here, sad the matter, it is invisible to others, experience. Ear instead of all the other senses in that moment between lovers feel the most intimate care, between husband and wife feel the most insipid and considerate, feeling each other to pass bit by bit.
connected to all of our emotions of that is that thin lines or thin letterhead. Every sunrise, are looking forward to the distant geese think the title hope; When the dead of night, are looking forward to miss the wave sent thousands of miles away. Day after day, day and night, day in such thoughts and walk quietly waiting. No matter how far, even if the letter is not convenient to where you can get through the phone is. Thousand miles, waves can carry our thoughts to our concerned about our happiness our happiness. All in all, we are first felt by the ear.
perhaps people are holding hands and walking in the flowers, holding hands and you would like to have. arms around you, good sleep Oh, kidding. sick a lot. but get up their own bed at the moment is that you need most in the side. sad when wronged, a call to you, listen to your comfort may no longer shed tears. But the most vulnerable of their own at the moment need is your warm embrace or a generous shoulder.
telephone, carries many of our emotions. ears, how much experience the joy of our sorrow.
addition to the phone, we have no choice. married soldiers = married ear!
military likes to hide his affection, disguise themselves so strong.
in fact true that the military did not have a soft heart, corner, filled to the his wife, his family full of love ah.
ear in daily life of ordinary people love coming from the servant to Moldova, and can love only the help of the military Flanagan long telephone lines, radio waves through the thousands of miles to the barrier, the miss to thousands of miles away.
think carefully, but also contains the number of edges here, sad the matter, it is invisible to others, experience. Ear instead of all the other senses in that moment between lovers feel the most intimate care, between husband and wife feel the most insipid and considerate, feeling each other to pass bit by bit.
connected to all of our emotions of that is that thin lines or thin letterhead. Every sunrise, are looking forward to the distant geese think the title hope; When the dead of night, are looking forward to miss the wave sent thousands of miles away. Day after day, day and night, day in such thoughts and walk quietly waiting. No matter how far, even if the letter is not convenient to where you can get through the phone is. Thousand miles, waves can carry our thoughts to our concerned about our happiness our happiness. All in all, we are first felt by the ear.
perhaps people are holding hands and walking in the flowers, holding hands and you would like to have. arms around you, good sleep Oh, kidding. sick a lot. but get up their own bed at the moment is that you need most in the side. sad when wronged, a call to you, listen to your comfort may no longer shed tears. But the most vulnerable of their own at the moment need is your warm embrace or a generous shoulder.
telephone, carries many of our emotions. ears, how much experience the joy of our sorrow.
addition to the phone, we have no choice. married soldiers = married ear!
military likes to hide his affection, disguise themselves so strong.
in fact true that the military did not have a soft heart, corner, filled to the his wife, his family full of love ah.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Send this post has been laughable before the landlord
Was possible to eat eat KFC
yesterday, came in behind me like a pair of children couple, watch them eat a lot of points, then sat down next to me.
sat down, buried the girl began to Mengchi, as if hungry for several days, the way the boys one by one to nibbling French fries, as if there is something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, move forward together a compact, very seriously asked: the boy asked: holding a chicken in one hand and burgers, think the boys look at her, and then pause to suck, and then looked at the poor boy and whispered: including people laugh, the boy was helpless, and quickly said: with the elevator. More people to the 10th floor when the base was full. To the 8th floor, the elevator stopped, a man wanted to come in the most foreigners outside the station, said: To the 6th floor, there MM want to go, foreigners back and squeeze, said:
lamb how to say a few days ago we
faster year-old daughter that English words back, saying that after a good back there to eat chocolate to her, her high spirits, so things by the book to back up: chicken chick chick, duck duck duck, dog puppy dog, pig pig pig, lamb lamb lamb lamb ... ... ... ... lamb lamb how to say it?
mm just pick up the water, watching the web side staring at the outlet of water dispenser, said:
One day, took a friend to receive the free iced coffee coupons, happily came to snack bar.
pull the door, how not to open, a hard, pulling the door handle broke ... ... the rise, the door reads: Please use the other door. Embarrassment, the people open the door from the inside, said: shop ... ... Park. third-class transaction
a girl make a small case, writing on the blackboard the teacher called out to turn around and say: The man continued his speech, the teacher back: There are times in history class, sleeping next to my table, and suddenly we are very excited to say that history teacher, I suddenly awakened the students, listening happily said to me: br> no way further and further
boss is illiterate, so I can help him write a paper, called me in the past, said:
admire Lu Xun: the world would have been way more people walking, there is no the way - grew more and more profound! no way you say it loud noise farther? to right.
did not think he actually said: in terms of others, not that there is no way yet? is called on everyone to move forward ah! I understand that right? deep, put it than we teachers also through. We are a large group of students walking in the streets, students A and B two boring to argue about who was faster, and finally decided to street race.
the order they started to rush, poor B Paode Man points his side in the back of a hurry to chase side shouting . Followed by a large group of passers-by saw the chase, and that B is a thief's. A poor run
not have gas to go back. Unfortunately, this year, we have increased the quality.
subtitles very honest
a D version of the film, the translation of people, especially honest, often subtitles say Your name
us
teacher teacher surnamed Yu, long two big buck teeth reason that we call her abalone. Usually go home and the old saying hand and said: His wife said to me one day: Sugar handed his hands. Son shook his head and said:
his wife: do not know what to eat, suddenly fierce hiccups.
phone rings, a female colleague asked me to call it. Breath, not out of the atmosphere, voices are also small. They failed to Biezhu, belched, because it is hard simmering, so thin and sharp!
colleagues talk this time was: I asked him not to, he resigned look and said: is to learn, the opposite is to look at video.
result, throwing 17 times a row are positive. Finally, the brother angrily threw the coins on the bed and said: Fan Jianqiang, my name surface no personality, you may wish to read in turn, will remember me!
find is that I have time I do
bus from the back door of the car, I will stand ready to buy a ticket in one hand and also take a thing, did not catch anything, in my money when the car suddenly come to a screeching halt, and the poor rushed to the front door I look out the back door near the driver's position, and fell a octree Yang, who was in the car (though not many) are looking at me, straining to hold back live did not laugh, I had an idea, the driver said: Only one elderly man Kandian, I am worried old man did not understand English, so I go to ask: said:
call me and my sister to call a taxi.
sister: T-shirt, blue skirt. SMS: to work secretly to see. etc. A mother after work off the TV, then TV cover tidy.
A mother later found his tactics. So the first thing is to touch the TV work ass hot not hot .
A follow-up work so the addition of a process: the TV with a fan blowing cool.
this day, poor TV A cold wind, covered with cover, pick up the books to learn to do like. the results of A Mother The first thing to go home to - touch fans.
I was eating dinner in the hotel, I during which the emergency, the waiter told me with enthusiasm: You can go across the public toilets, we and they have agreed to that you say you are 'eating'! thoroughly discredited: respond rapidly to mid-pig thought he was born, and immediately optimistic. a life I regret the words loudly and excitedly blurted out: I am a pig! it? My wallet dorm room, you see, this is my student ID, first charge you here do. I want to eat a bowl of noodles at noon. friends are talking, looking at me. and saw that he took Cazui is a ***! is Whisper of the thin silk daily! not understand is, I also removed the outside packaging of pink a!
spider what flavor?
few days ago, I sat in her husband motorcycle, in order to debate a question I cried. Suddenly, I feel something in your mouth, a bite, sweet coconut flavor. fine Fine I thought, last year definitely did not eat coconut 1 ah. So Barry mouth to pull out of the residue. a look at a spider.
the original taste of the spider is a coconut!
father in my home < br> I saw a child sitting in front of play, a middle-aged man asked him: that students, please answer this question. So to answer the 53 students. out ... ...
lost a cactus
child Amoy. on the wall, no Ba Zhu, fell to a cactus and sat down, the pots are sitting broken ... ... light pull to pull a thorn PM .
understand one day, I went to Carrefour. checkout when two foreign friends in front of me, the clerk asked:
once went home from the 5th floor, 4th floor, grandmother, in the staircase that was abandoned corner rubber cement. pinch, soft, very happy. to play with over there, and also pinched a personal Even the shape.
ran back after a very proud mother called the next to see my work. I saw my mother to see my work on a pale, screaming: nothing to do you play dog feces!
What to eat at a noodle shop
eat, the rice slowly I'm hungry, and finally tempted Paizhuo Howling, wanted to say I do not put on the table and flip the noodle, the results say: ! I put on the table, do not eat rice noodle! head.
crew laughing. I am not react.
D
noon cooking meat, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: simply do not squeeze up front. We had to brush the card at the front door, back door on the train, can be too many people in the car, the back door can not make it up.
Thus, the driver with us to discuss Big Brother: launch vehicles, slowly open the car behind you with that running. All in front of the car to go backward, the back door suddenly make a big a place. At this point, the driver greeted us proudly brother: friends in the bridal chamber after what happened]
friends got his wish to marry a man with a beautiful Nvwang.
bridal wedding night, they undressed each other for the soulful manner.
the groom said: I have a few little secret to tell you, please do not surprised.
privacy since you can tell me, and I decided to tell you my little secret. , and I was born to see the whole bald groom
a daze staring at his bald head,
bride active frank: but not surprised: Then the groom said: that the wrinkles on my face is done;
bride paused,
After a child to say:
groom to be so the whole side off his coat and saying: ... ... under the greatest determination: br> . . . . . . ..
yesterday, came in behind me like a pair of children couple, watch them eat a lot of points, then sat down next to me.
sat down, buried the girl began to Mengchi, as if hungry for several days, the way the boys one by one to nibbling French fries, as if there is something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, move forward together a compact, very seriously asked: the boy asked: holding a chicken in one hand and burgers, think the boys look at her, and then pause to suck, and then looked at the poor boy and whispered: including people laugh, the boy was helpless, and quickly said: with the elevator. More people to the 10th floor when the base was full. To the 8th floor, the elevator stopped, a man wanted to come in the most foreigners outside the station, said: To the 6th floor, there MM want to go, foreigners back and squeeze, said:
lamb how to say a few days ago we
faster year-old daughter that English words back, saying that after a good back there to eat chocolate to her, her high spirits, so things by the book to back up: chicken chick chick, duck duck duck, dog puppy dog, pig pig pig, lamb lamb lamb lamb ... ... ... ... lamb lamb how to say it?
mm just pick up the water, watching the web side staring at the outlet of water dispenser, said:
One day, took a friend to receive the free iced coffee coupons, happily came to snack bar.
pull the door, how not to open, a hard, pulling the door handle broke ... ... the rise, the door reads: Please use the other door. Embarrassment, the people open the door from the inside, said: shop ... ... Park. third-class transaction
a girl make a small case, writing on the blackboard the teacher called out to turn around and say: The man continued his speech, the teacher back: There are times in history class, sleeping next to my table, and suddenly we are very excited to say that history teacher, I suddenly awakened the students, listening happily said to me: br> no way further and further
boss is illiterate, so I can help him write a paper, called me in the past, said:
admire Lu Xun: the world would have been way more people walking, there is no the way - grew more and more profound! no way you say it loud noise farther? to right.
did not think he actually said: in terms of others, not that there is no way yet? is called on everyone to move forward ah! I understand that right? deep, put it than we teachers also through. We are a large group of students walking in the streets, students A and B two boring to argue about who was faster, and finally decided to street race.
the order they started to rush, poor B Paode Man points his side in the back of a hurry to chase side shouting . Followed by a large group of passers-by saw the chase, and that B is a thief's. A poor run
not have gas to go back. Unfortunately, this year, we have increased the quality.
subtitles very honest
a D version of the film, the translation of people, especially honest, often subtitles say Your name
us
teacher teacher surnamed Yu, long two big buck teeth reason that we call her abalone. Usually go home and the old saying hand and said: His wife said to me one day: Sugar handed his hands. Son shook his head and said:
his wife: do not know what to eat, suddenly fierce hiccups.
phone rings, a female colleague asked me to call it. Breath, not out of the atmosphere, voices are also small. They failed to Biezhu, belched, because it is hard simmering, so thin and sharp!
colleagues talk this time was: I asked him not to, he resigned look and said: is to learn, the opposite is to look at video.
result, throwing 17 times a row are positive. Finally, the brother angrily threw the coins on the bed and said: Fan Jianqiang, my name surface no personality, you may wish to read in turn, will remember me!
find is that I have time I do
bus from the back door of the car, I will stand ready to buy a ticket in one hand and also take a thing, did not catch anything, in my money when the car suddenly come to a screeching halt, and the poor rushed to the front door I look out the back door near the driver's position, and fell a octree Yang, who was in the car (though not many) are looking at me, straining to hold back live did not laugh, I had an idea, the driver said: Only one elderly man Kandian, I am worried old man did not understand English, so I go to ask: said:
call me and my sister to call a taxi.
sister: T-shirt, blue skirt. SMS: to work secretly to see. etc. A mother after work off the TV, then TV cover tidy.
A mother later found his tactics. So the first thing is to touch the TV work ass hot not hot .
A follow-up work so the addition of a process: the TV with a fan blowing cool.
this day, poor TV A cold wind, covered with cover, pick up the books to learn to do like. the results of A Mother The first thing to go home to - touch fans.
I was eating dinner in the hotel, I during which the emergency, the waiter told me with enthusiasm: You can go across the public toilets, we and they have agreed to that you say you are 'eating'! thoroughly discredited: respond rapidly to mid-pig thought he was born, and immediately optimistic. a life I regret the words loudly and excitedly blurted out: I am a pig! it? My wallet dorm room, you see, this is my student ID, first charge you here do. I want to eat a bowl of noodles at noon. friends are talking, looking at me. and saw that he took Cazui is a ***! is Whisper of the thin silk daily! not understand is, I also removed the outside packaging of pink a!
spider what flavor?
few days ago, I sat in her husband motorcycle, in order to debate a question I cried. Suddenly, I feel something in your mouth, a bite, sweet coconut flavor. fine Fine I thought, last year definitely did not eat coconut 1 ah. So Barry mouth to pull out of the residue. a look at a spider.
the original taste of the spider is a coconut!
father in my home < br> I saw a child sitting in front of play, a middle-aged man asked him: that students, please answer this question. So to answer the 53 students. out ... ...
lost a cactus
child Amoy. on the wall, no Ba Zhu, fell to a cactus and sat down, the pots are sitting broken ... ... light pull to pull a thorn PM .
understand one day, I went to Carrefour. checkout when two foreign friends in front of me, the clerk asked:
once went home from the 5th floor, 4th floor, grandmother, in the staircase that was abandoned corner rubber cement. pinch, soft, very happy. to play with over there, and also pinched a personal Even the shape.
ran back after a very proud mother called the next to see my work. I saw my mother to see my work on a pale, screaming: nothing to do you play dog feces!
What to eat at a noodle shop
eat, the rice slowly I'm hungry, and finally tempted Paizhuo Howling, wanted to say I do not put on the table and flip the noodle, the results say: ! I put on the table, do not eat rice noodle! head.
crew laughing. I am not react.
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noon cooking meat, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: simply do not squeeze up front. We had to brush the card at the front door, back door on the train, can be too many people in the car, the back door can not make it up.
Thus, the driver with us to discuss Big Brother: launch vehicles, slowly open the car behind you with that running. All in front of the car to go backward, the back door suddenly make a big a place. At this point, the driver greeted us proudly brother: friends in the bridal chamber after what happened]
friends got his wish to marry a man with a beautiful Nvwang.
bridal wedding night, they undressed each other for the soulful manner.
the groom said: I have a few little secret to tell you, please do not surprised.
privacy since you can tell me, and I decided to tell you my little secret. , and I was born to see the whole bald groom
a daze staring at his bald head,
bride active frank: but not surprised: Then the groom said: that the wrinkles on my face is done;
bride paused,
After a child to say:
groom to be so the whole side off his coat and saying: ... ... under the greatest determination: br> . . . . . . ..
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