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Was possible to eat eat KFC
yesterday, came in behind me like a pair of children couple, watch them eat a lot of points, then sat down next to me.
sat down, buried the girl began to Mengchi, as if hungry for several days, the way the boys one by one to nibbling French fries, as if there is something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, move forward together a compact, very seriously asked: the boy asked: holding a chicken in one hand and burgers, think the boys look at her, and then pause to suck, and then looked at the poor boy and whispered: including people laugh, the boy was helpless, and quickly said: with the elevator. More people to the 10th floor when the base was full. To the 8th floor, the elevator stopped, a man wanted to come in the most foreigners outside the station, said: To the 6th floor, there MM want to go, foreigners back and squeeze, said:
lamb how to say a few days ago we
faster year-old daughter that English words back, saying that after a good back there to eat chocolate to her, her high spirits, so things by the book to back up: chicken chick chick, duck duck duck, dog puppy dog, pig pig pig, lamb lamb lamb lamb ... ... ... ... lamb lamb how to say it?
mm just pick up the water, watching the web side staring at the outlet of water dispenser, said:
One day, took a friend to receive the free iced coffee coupons, happily came to snack bar.
pull the door, how not to open, a hard, pulling the door handle broke ... ... the rise, the door reads: Please use the other door. Embarrassment, the people open the door from the inside, said: shop ... ... Park. third-class transaction

a girl make a small case, writing on the blackboard the teacher called out to turn around and say: The man continued his speech, the teacher back: There are times in history class, sleeping next to my table, and suddenly we are very excited to say that history teacher, I suddenly awakened the students, listening happily said to me: br> no way further and further
boss is illiterate, so I can help him write a paper, called me in the past, said:
admire Lu Xun: the world would have been way more people walking, there is no the way - grew more and more profound! no way you say it loud noise farther? to right.
did not think he actually said: in terms of others, not that there is no way yet? is called on everyone to move forward ah! I understand that right? deep, put it than we teachers also through. We are a large group of students walking in the streets, students A and B two boring to argue about who was faster, and finally decided to street race.
the order they started to rush, poor B Paode Man points his side in the back of a hurry to chase side shouting . Followed by a large group of passers-by saw the chase, and that B is a thief's. A poor run
not have gas to go back. Unfortunately, this year, we have increased the quality.
subtitles very honest
a D version of the film, the translation of people, especially honest, often subtitles say Your name
us
teacher teacher surnamed Yu, long two big buck teeth reason that we call her abalone. Usually go home and the old saying hand and said: His wife said to me one day: Sugar handed his hands. Son shook his head and said:
his wife: do not know what to eat, suddenly fierce hiccups.
phone rings, a female colleague asked me to call it. Breath, not out of the atmosphere, voices are also small. They failed to Biezhu, belched, because it is hard simmering, so thin and sharp!
colleagues talk this time was: I asked him not to, he resigned look and said: is to learn, the opposite is to look at video.
result, throwing 17 times a row are positive. Finally, the brother angrily threw the coins on the bed and said: Fan Jianqiang, my name surface no personality, you may wish to read in turn, will remember me!
find is that I have time I do
bus from the back door of the car, I will stand ready to buy a ticket in one hand and also take a thing, did not catch anything, in my money when the car suddenly come to a screeching halt, and the poor rushed to the front door I look out the back door near the driver's position, and fell a octree Yang, who was in the car (though not many) are looking at me, straining to hold back live did not laugh, I had an idea, the driver said: Only one elderly man Kandian, I am worried old man did not understand English, so I go to ask: said:
call me and my sister to call a taxi.
sister: T-shirt, blue skirt. SMS: to work secretly to see. etc. A mother after work off the TV, then TV cover tidy.
A mother later found his tactics. So the first thing is to touch the TV work ass hot not hot .
A follow-up work so the addition of a process: the TV with a fan blowing cool.
this day, poor TV A cold wind, covered with cover, pick up the books to learn to do like. the results of A Mother The first thing to go home to - touch fans.

I was eating dinner in the hotel, I during which the emergency, the waiter told me with enthusiasm: You can go across the public toilets, we and they have agreed to that you say you are 'eating'! thoroughly discredited: respond rapidly to mid-pig thought he was born, and immediately optimistic. a life I regret the words loudly and excitedly blurted out: I am a pig! it? My wallet dorm room, you see, this is my student ID, first charge you here do. I want to eat a bowl of noodles at noon. friends are talking, looking at me. and saw that he took Cazui is a ***! is Whisper of the thin silk daily! not understand is, I also removed the outside packaging of pink a!
spider what flavor?
few days ago, I sat in her husband motorcycle, in order to debate a question I cried. Suddenly, I feel something in your mouth, a bite, sweet coconut flavor. fine Fine I thought, last year definitely did not eat coconut 1 ah. So Barry mouth to pull out of the residue. a look at a spider.
the original taste of the spider is a coconut!
father in my home < br> I saw a child sitting in front of play, a middle-aged man asked him: that students, please answer this question. So to answer the 53 students. out ... ...
lost a cactus
child Amoy. on the wall, no Ba Zhu, fell to a cactus and sat down, the pots are sitting broken ... ... light pull to pull a thorn PM .

understand one day, I went to Carrefour. checkout when two foreign friends in front of me, the clerk asked:
once went home from the 5th floor, 4th floor, grandmother, in the staircase that was abandoned corner rubber cement. pinch, soft, very happy. to play with over there, and also pinched a personal Even the shape.
ran back after a very proud mother called the next to see my work. I saw my mother to see my work on a pale, screaming: nothing to do you play dog ​​feces!
What to eat at a noodle shop
eat, the rice slowly I'm hungry, and finally tempted Paizhuo Howling, wanted to say I do not put on the table and flip the noodle, the results say: ! I put on the table, do not eat rice noodle! head.
crew laughing. I am not react.
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noon cooking meat, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: simply do not squeeze up front. We had to brush the card at the front door, back door on the train, can be too many people in the car, the back door can not make it up.
Thus, the driver with us to discuss Big Brother: launch vehicles, slowly open the car behind you with that running. All in front of the car to go backward, the back door suddenly make a big a place. At this point, the driver greeted us proudly brother: friends in the bridal chamber after what happened]
friends got his wish to marry a man with a beautiful Nvwang.
bridal wedding night, they undressed each other for the soulful manner.
the groom said: I have a few little secret to tell you, please do not surprised.
privacy since you can tell me, and I decided to tell you my little secret. , and I was born to see the whole bald groom
a daze staring at his bald head,
bride active frank: but not surprised: Then the groom said: that the wrinkles on my face is done;
bride paused,
After a child to say:
groom to be so the whole side off his coat and saying: ... ... under the greatest determination: br> . . . . . . ..